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Seems like a good time to dust this one off:

TFA doesn’t mention it, but I am 100% sure the car buyer was a white guy. If it had been a POC the Laredo Sherriff’s Department would have sprained their wrists patting themselves on the back over their, “massive drug bust.”

I hope the spindle grill is larger and more spindly. splindlike. spindlish.

“This shows just how disingenuous Toyota’s claim was that they couldn’t build the Supra without a partnership.”

It doesn’t. What I theorized and what is are two different things. You’ll notice the title of that article included the word “should” not “will”.

RTFA

So you haven’t put any time into a Madden game for almost 15 years, and you’re ready to completely denounce it because of one weird tournament result?

Your head is in the right place, but your playing the wrong sport.

No problem with your writing or the content - I like it.

Get sick and die to own the libs.

It's safe to assume these people are fucking morons because they're acting like fucking morons. 

A million times this. They registered in random island nations to avoid paying taxes and so they could pay their workers next to nothing. Fuck em. Hope they all go belly up. 

What? How can this be? Kristen, you are one of the most original, gifted, and wealthy writers for Jalopnik, or any car or other site, anwhere, period. Don’t go, BUY the damned site!

Jalopnik commentariat: “Nobody tries anything different.”

Absolutely ridiculous. This car looks like other cars. They are trying too hard and need to try again, even harder this time. Lately this car company has been getting better but now they’ve gone and messed it all up. Listen to me, my opinion is correct because I own an older car which was the best of its kind. Now my…

Thats a 2012 Genesis...

That is the best-looking car I have seen in quite some time. Not even joking. I want one.

Oh the angry comments that Compete used to bring.  Sometimes I would read Compete articles just to see the whining in the comments.

That costs extra.