“My husband can’t throw and catch the ball at the same time” -Gisele

I drink his tears. But only because they’re perfectly pH balanced to my body’s chakra and infused with minerals and a lemon flavor.

Track: The Touch | Artist: Stan Bush | Album: The Transformers: The Movie

This is the hardest I’ve ever seen anyone try to be offended/upset over something that shouldn’t offend/upset anyone.

I’ve had better luck not running into cheaters in first person mode if that’s at all your thing. Also for some reason (maybe it’s just me) the server defaults to Asia, so maybe some people forget to switch that

This is fun and good what the Bulls did to the Warriors in the first half. The thing is I watched this throughout the Jordan years where the far superior team would lollygag through the first half the lesser team would be in it thinking they had a chance. Then in the 3rd quarter, the better team would tear out the…

If I was a retired Dale Jr. I’d try whatever came my way just for kicks. Seems like that’s his plan too.

I wanna know what’s in the secret stuff

He missed his calling as a heel for the WWF in the 80s.

I’m wrong on this, I know I’m wrong on this, but I’m not entirely convinced that dinosaurs existed.

Two guys who went to Duke think they’re smarter than everyone else, color me surprised.

I honestly think that all this shit is worse than the suicide forest stuff:

Oh, I bet it hauls one thing really well:

I was gonna say the opposite, the hands are what gave it away for me. Looking back at the shoulder I also agree, but the difference in tendons in the hand were obvious from the first glance.

Corvette Stingray

Chevrolet Sonic...the hedgehog?

You seem nice.

Medians are what Mustang drivers run over (or into) when leaving a cars & coffee event. Everyone should know that!

St. Paulite checking in. It’s cold.