This is still the best damn game trailer ever. Every few months when I’m on that Halo kick I pull this up and watch it a few times.

This one, by Neill Blomkamp was also excellent:

You know, when I worked somewhere that didn’t allow facial hair per dress regulations, but had no regulations about hair length, I thought I was a rebel by growing my hair out as long as I could while keeping my beard just at the 5 o’clock shadow level all the time. I think June’s got me beat.

Absolute green and gold, you mean.

This is absolute gold ; ‘but I wish him well in the competition,”. Drops mic and walks away with Olivia Munn.

But the video titled “Fire up session” from 16 days ago shows a man and a woman smoking a blunt, presumably filled with weed.

Are you a giant?

Some people have way too much time on their hands. Now if you don’t mind, I’m going to get back to drinking my gin and tonic and commenting on internet articles.

Filed to Upsets.

More like “missed steak,” but yeah.

Me: Yay!

That bat flip was the capstone to an insane inning of baseball, one in which everyone in my house, who had no rooting interest in the game, was on their fucking feet, losing their minds.

No. The sky’s the limit as soon as homeschooling and the Bible entered the equation.

I don’t think this is what Dad had in mind when he said “you gots to have a fall guy”, Duron.

John Favreau gave it a shot.

When reached by Kotaku, the Ford dealership said they didn’t know what we were talking about.

I guess you could say... Don’t cross the streams.

#Soldier76

Pictured: my soul after watching the video.