I expect no less from the hallowed vets of Jalopnik.

I have tried briefly, twice, but agree that it is far more entertaining to read about than try and scratch your way through the ranks.

I am gonna guess Willis McGahee 2002 Fiesta bowl. That’s the most explicit knee bending exactly the wrong way one I can remember.

So we already have one for Daniel Radcliffe’s 2019 bad tweet reading?

Perhaps a pentastar?

“Needing foreplay for 5-10 minutes...has never been what I’d call “fun in bed” for either party.”
Are you sure none of those relationships ended because of the sex? Because like, that is like the bare minimum amount of effort one should put into foreplay.

Hand me down 1st gen PS4. Intended to get one on Black Friday but life, $1300 dog surgery + $500 plumber bill + $1000 car repair right after family vacation, deemed me unable to purchase one. My friend halfway across the states bought a new pro and instead of trading this in for peanuts at GameStop sent it to me so I…

“Who’s Snoop? Is he that funny looking cartoon dog?” -98% of Fortnite players.

I hate you for this, in the most loving way.

Just remember, a lot of those pro-consumer things were to be included originally anyway, until the collective uber-nerds cried about not being able to trade their games in for $4.

I see your point, but I think you are wrong. Is CPS going to just take the word of someone from the other side of the country that some random citizen with no priors is being reported for child abuse because of something they say happened on the internet?

Youtube itself is a huge place with as many ‘communities’ as…

Was there a 2017 list? And did Counterpart make that one because the first of it’s 10 episodes showed in December last year and the rest in the beginning of 2018?

Fans don’t care if you are winning. I doubt many Redskins fans are walking around today saying, “I am glad we lost 438,906 - 6 yesterday instead of signing Kaepernick. Clearly Josh Johnson is the better QB.”

Definitely research some HEMA action, and if you like LightSabers, check out The Saber Legion.

I don’t really think it is possible to shift things more hoppy than they already are in terms of flavor profiles. West Coast IPA style beers have been booming since, well, they became a thing. People everywhere drink unbalanced, insanely hop forward beers all year long.

Yeah that certainly is a factor, but none of it is as game breaking as stupid Ordinance was.

I like Destiny PvP but would like a mode without supers. That would be the best non-Halo FPS experience. Halo 4 lost it for my decade long halo group because we always played big team, and ordinance ruined the experience, you could be up by 20 kills then all of a sudden the other team has 4 snipers and your ordinance…

I lived in SF for the Oakland fire and it was definitely ominous. I grew up in Sonoma County after that and remember rain from November through March. The first third of every high school baseball season was threatened to get rained out, my sophomore year I think we skipped a whole round of games against every team…

My favorite that I saw yesterday was that Nathan Peterman has a career passer rating of 32. If I went out there, and simply spiked the ball every down, I would have a passer rating of 39, thus supporting my position that given the same opportunity I would not perform worse than him.

Seeing Fuzion Reborn in theaters this week was a true delight. The SS3 Goku vs Janemba fight is something I could watch on repeat and not get tired of.