Bitch, you broke into another person’s home and fucking shot him. The only thing that’s ‘reasonable’ here is seeing you put under the jail.

It’s always funny (and sad) to see a bunch of poor people donate to a millionaire.

Came here to say the same thing. Think this is my last day of Kotaku. Pretty sad.

EDIT: Hold up, I found this link, it’s more like the old Kotaku. I guess I will stick around till they take this away: https://kotaku.com/latest

Man, am I not loving the new format of the main page. It reminds me of Polygon’s format, and that format used to be fine until they decided to wash the entire website in white. The main page of Kotaku looks awful. Those thin borders aren’t doing much and now my eyes have to look everywhere for articles instead. Guess…

I used to believe this, but I don’t anymore. I honestly believe homosexuality and abortion are just the new dog whistle terms. I’m in deep red territory. I hear people all the time talking about how they are 1 subject voters and that subject is abortion. But in honestly, they don’t give a damn about anyone but…

Fetuses.  They don’t give a shit about actual, born babies

Fuck the US Army esports channel, fuck the US Army esports team, and fuck the US Army. But most of all, fuck their openly predatory recruitment efforts and fuck the imperialism that needs to prey on mostly-poor teens to feed their bodies into a machine that will kill them in the name of perpetrating monstrous evil on…

At this point you can expect the game to follow the same trajectory as Anthem: it’s going to release anyway even though it doesn’t look good. It will understandably flop, and they’ll work to completely redo the game and re-release it. (that is, if this even happens, because in the case of Anthem, we’re still waiting).

I…

Part of the reason zombie movies have gotten stale is because writers have leaned so hard into using them as a backdrop/allegory for generic disaster and THE REAL MONSTER WAS MAN themes that the zombies themselves got rote and dull. They’re monster movies where the monsters are pretty much a formality.

This is one of the few times where I’m actually excited about a game effectively changing genres. I’ve run into far too many Final Fantasy VII Remake situations where developers removed turn-based combat in favor of action.

“She knows she can be tough at times,” the source continued, “but believes she works hard and is extremely creative and that it’s a privilege to work for her and be around her.”

Anybody satisfied with America as it currently is isn’t being a good American.

Yes it was obviously absurd to timely address a problem before it became more deeply rooted. 

FUCK

There should never, ever be more than one LEO giving directions. They pull this shit and then every single officer gets louder and louder because their particular instruction wasn’t obeyed when the person obeyed one of the others. Obeying the most out of control LEO causes the other LEOs to start sounding out of…

This entire call should have been taken with a sea-worth of salt. Cooking meth in a car? Really? I don’t know shit about cooking meth; I haven’t even seen a single episode of Breaking Bad. I can tell you one thing though, cooking chemicals requires a heat source unavailable in a goddamn car.

Exactly why I don’t play online multiplayer games. All the fun is sucked out by the insufferable jerks.
Typically a bunch of basement dwelling incels that were utter social/physical failures in real life so they love to scream ‘get gud!” among other homophobic slurs and profanities to anyone else who hasn’t dedicated…

Would it kill them to add difficulty settings?
Was all set to absolutely love the game but the difficulty curve was like a freakin hockey stick to where I was dead in the water fairly early on.
I paid for the damn game. Let me enjoy the damn game.
Give me a gamer badge of a dunce cap that says LOSER in all caps for…

I used to as a kid, when I had to eek out the most experiences I could from a game (my options were limited) and when “mastering” a game felt like an accomplishment. And I had more time, lots more time.

I don’t care if Biden polls at double voting margin, I believe we all have a moral imperative to 1) vote this guy out of of office and 2) have it be the highest margin in history and 3) have it be the highest voter turnout in history as to disarm any possible momentum from his base. Trump is not going to go…