I don’t care how insane the market is. I’m not paying more than 40 bucks for a 1990 Ford Taurus. 

My dad had a Saturn in the 90s. I’m amazed this made it so far, but I can’t figure it has more than another 4 miles in it. ND

Haven’t all the people that this car was targeted at passed away?

Pretty sure these came factory loaded with explosives to ensure you don’t make it through an accident. 

Yep, that was quite a discovery, all right.

Am I seeing things or is that dash completely cracked to hell? You want 38K for a fake Cheetah with a cracked to hell dash?

Yes. All vegans are bad. Stop this nonsesne.

Probably owned by a proud boy who fancies himself Nazi elite. 

260 horses on a 4K pound car isn’t really thrilling...especially backed up with a mid 90s automatic. Not to mention it’s lost some of those ponies. 

Yeah me too. And with those other options you’d actually have some power to have fun with. 

I used to be this way, but nowadays 8 and 10 speed automatics run circles around manuals -- and the computer can shift better than anyone. 

If I had that kind of money, I’d 100% pay for a spaceflight. 

32 horsepower...lol

I’d rather walk than drive that thing. ND at any price. 

Ha, name checks out. I suspect this interior smells like old farts, stale fast food, sweat, and desperation. 

I love that mentioning a possibility of fact that would explain such a misconception is somehow “priviledge” instead of just accepting the reality of your ignorance

You must be surrounded by poor people or something to think of it as the average bc

Yeah, not buying any Chrysler with 179K on it. 

Yeah, I don’t get the patina thing. Bad paint and surface rust looks like shit. Give it a paint job. 

Good. If you don’t like it, don’t watch it.