Crunchy peanut butter, apricot preserves, a good quality white bread.

Maserati Biturbo: the car you buy if you want to make a YouTube car restoration series that never ends. Part 167: fixing what we fixed in parts 57, 88, and 123. Next episode: fixing what we fixed three years ago in part 15, last year in part 110, and three weeks ago in part 155.

As much as I don’t want to questions the choices of others, I’m powerless over my inclination. This is a Saturn. A Honda powered Saturn, to be sure, but a Saturn, nonetheless. This particular Saturn is a loud Saturn, made so on purpose. The owner of this Saturn put sneakers on this car that remind one of the 12th man…

ND,

It weighs over 2700lbs. It's not that light and 138 is definitely under powered. 

WTF? Do you realize what cars/vans/trucks you can buy with 23K? And before anyone says look at the market...if the market demands this the market is a crackpipe too. 

My liver would like to ask what this thing called “leftover” wine is? I don’t think I’ve ever had that problem.

Krazy Times are here again. A VW that’s 30 years old for more than a whole slew of 2020 new cars! And why exactly do you need 240hp in something like this? Ain’t gonna help the driving ‘dynamics’ any.

With a rear engine, it is just like a porsche!

Yep, I don’t give a damn what the market says. The market is often on the CP. I don’t really want this car for any price though. 

The mileage across three owners is suspicious enough as it is. Under 2000 miles a year makes me think it’s never worked properly.

“Just as we all know there is no butter in peanut butter, consumers [buying veggie burgers] know exactly what they’re getting.

You could totally drive this baby with the top down and with a Foreigner cassette turned up loud. You don’t need no instructions to know how to rock. 

fun to drive? lmao. 

Correct. This is a car for someone that’s on their 3rd chance in life...except for the fact that that person can’t afford 2500.

The KISS provenance lowers the value to 0. CP all day.  

Definite crackpipe. 

If it’s actual animal protein and tastes like bacon I don’t have a problem with it.

There’s not a lot I won’t eat.  I would not preferentially seek it out though.  It would have be right there, next to the actual bacon, and it would have to be cheaper.  

I go through the drive thru in my pajamas