Ive already got a gas stove and they aren't getting it. I have ventilation though... although I generally don't use it. 

17k for a 2002 Saab?

This car isn't art. Any 10 year old could paint that

I’lltake your word for it. Raspberry jam and cheese sticks sounds bad

That dinner sounds awful. Does anyone like turkey breast or glazed carrots?

Was that during the Triassic period?

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

You're acting like 3 million is a ton of money. Maybe they needed the liquidity soon. Hell, there are cars I want that cost 3 million dollars. I'll never get them but 3 million isn't all that much and I'm sure they have investments elsewhere.

That Mac and cheese one is so stupid. She probably has a weak ass microwave and microwave power really matters on how long it takes to cook something.

That's because it isn't.

Mmm, veal Parm.

Comedians aren't supposed to be nice. That would be boring. Is your ideal comedy the Muppet show?

Cool. It’s a free country they can walk out and their employer can decide if they like them not doing their job while they’re paying them. Meanwhile, I’ll be watching the show. Nobody is above being made fun of by comedians. It’s comedy. If he was only targeting a single group that would be bad, but Dave is an equal…

Oh hell no. This thing belongs in a junkyard.

The tots with onions, chili, cheese and jalapenos are awesome. They also have good pretzels with cheese and pretty good corn dogs. I used to think the burgers were decent but when they announced the "new improved" burgers I didn't like them any longer.

Im glad you realize that licorice is nasty. People who like it are nasty people. Sorry, not sorry.

No, it's ugly as hell.

Wendy's burgers are the worst.

Naw, he lets that all go to waste 

They still have the Reuben and it's surprisingly good.