Domino’s most definitely sells pizza. It’s not the greatest pizza on earth, but it’s still pizza. I’d say it’s better than Pizza Hut, Papa Johns, and Little Cs

Too much still. 

Cheesecake factory is actually pretty damn good. I’m not much for chain restaurants, but this one is the best out of the bunch. Also, the cheesecake is excellent. I remember the first time I went to New York, my dad was like you gotta have the cheesecake at Junior’s....and it was nothing special...cheesecake factory…

I love vacations, but I’d rather shoot myself in the head than vacation on a farm. 

Uh, the E and A aren’t right next to each other. You didn’t know the difference between sweet and sweat, and that’s ok. 

I’d give you $60 for this POS...only so I could beat it up with a baseball bat. That’s all. 

I’m not paying 10K for a clown car. 

Yuck

Sign you up and get off your lawn?

It’s a Whataburger theme: 

Who puts aftermarket wheels on a Juke?

I don’t care how insane the market is. I’m not paying more than 40 bucks for a 1990 Ford Taurus. 

Daewoo obviously. 

A 12 pack of diet coke and 2 to 3 large McDonalds diet cokes is probably way more than adequate hydration. That’s like over 200 ounces fluid...that’s mostly water. 

My dad had a Saturn in the 90s. I’m amazed this made it so far, but I can’t figure it has more than another 4 miles in it. ND

Haven’t all the people that this car was targeted at passed away?

Gross, just pinto beans and cheese? Their beans aren’t particularly good.

Sloppy joes are awesome

Another Tex Mex fast food chain Taco Bueno has a taco burger, and they have better meat than Bell.

Krispy Kreme’s are too damn sweet. I prefer Shipley’s for chain donuts.