I don’t get the love for these cars. They’re horrendously ugly to me. 

Yep, I don’t give a damn what the market says. The market is often on the CP. I don’t really want this car for any price though. 

I couldn’t deal with this, because that eliminates one of the greatest foods ever...the cheeseburger. Burgers without cheese are not good. 

I remember when Four Loko first came out...pretty much everyone in my group of friends got projectile vomits multiple times. The worst hangover of my life was due to this shit. Never again. 

Counterpoint: None of Dunkin’s donuts are edible. They’re literally the worst donuts in existence. 

Nobody NEEDS to be drinking anything other than water. 

The only vegetable that might beat butternut squash is an avocado. 

The young generation is boring. 

You could totally drive this baby with the top down and with a Foreigner cassette turned up loud. You don’t need no instructions to know how to rock. 

Multiple states with Blow Pops as the favorite? Wtf?

Curly fries dipped in horsey sauce. I’m also a fan of the beef and cheddar. 

eh, I’d trust Yelp over Michelin. And as such, most Burger Kings in the area have a terrible Yelp rating...All pretty much below 3 stars, which is quite an achievement. 

Doordash has gotten more Dastardly, but can they get more Muttley?

Is canned pasta sauce poured over noodles with nothing else edible to you? Where’s your protein coming from? Not really apples to apples comparison vs. 10 chicken nuggets, a cheeseburger, fries and a drink.  

fun to drive? lmao. 

No, the only thing this car deserves is the crusher. 

Correct. This is a car for someone that’s on their 3rd chance in life...except for the fact that that person can’t afford 2500.

Desperate? They’re trying to expand subs to game pass and they just got like 8 new dev teams and some of the most popular IPs in the history of video games. It’s smart business. 

Jesus fucking christ dude. 

Did you all fire the salty waitress?