Allison definitely won this one. 

“I do not believe in restraint with garlic. It’s a measurement where you should almost always follow your heart.”

There’s still a shortage around here. Luckily for me and the wife I set it up to auto-deliver monthly from Amazon...and we were accidentally having more delivered than we needed. I kept forgetting to cancel it and when this coronavirus thing hit we had like 50 rolls in closet. It’s just my wife and I. I’ve since been…

Oh you should. You’ve never had hashbrowns until you’ve had theirs. Especially when smothered and covered (diced onions and covered in cheese).

That’s unfortunate. My Cadillac dealer has been great. After I negotiated the price they then included 3 years of free ZakTek paint treatment and detailing every six months. So literally every six months I’d take the car in, they do the paint treatment, do a professional detail, give me a loaner and it costs me…

I think it’s because most people aren’t so particular that they can’t easily find something that’s fine for them at pretty much any dealership. I bought a new Cadillac a couple of years ago, and I have no need for a sunroof....but I ended up with one...and it doesn’t bother me...and since I also got it 12K off of…

I hate SUVs and Crossovers, but that’s just me. Everyone should drive what they want. I do hate that most american companies are doing away with Sedans though. 

I hated dealerships until I started making real money and looking at luxury cars. The entire experience at a luxury dealership is waaaay different. They treat you like kings there, and there’s never been any bullshit added at the finance office any time I’ve purchased. That alone to me is worth the price of admission.

No..just no. I award this person no dollars and may god have pity on their soul.  

People here love them. I personally don’t like the thin crackery style crust...but many do. 

Sorry old timer, but languages evolve much like species do. They're both correct, but donuts is much more common in the modern American lexicon. 

It’s donut, we fought for independence from Britain. 

Probably not in backwards Texas. We have dry cities...where you can’t even buy beer, damp cities where you can only buy beer and wine...and then wet cities where you can buy everything(except sunday and between 9:01PM and 9:59 am)...usually...the dry and damp cities won’t allow liquor delivery to their cities. It’s…

I’m ordering food. My company just sent us all UberEats gift cards. 

I went last friday and they had everything. I’m about to go again...I’m also going to the liquor store to by a case of vodka. lol

Is the Salty Waitress sick? 

Personally, I’d rather have prettier graphics at 30. 

Jelly Belly’s deserve a better score than they got. Sure the Trolli, Starbursts, and probably the sour patch kids are better, but there are some really good Jelly Belly flavors...Juicy Pear, Dr Pepper, and many others. Of course there are some that taste like pooh...but that’s to be expected. 

Sorry, this article has been canceled due to captain trips...I mean coronavirus. 

They just need to sell the Qtr pounder and double quarter pounder with the mac condiments/veggies without having to ask for the customization. I know I can just ask, but I don’t customize at fast food chains because they usually screw it up.