Your use of unnecessary capital letters is fascinating.

This might be the least self-aware comment I’ve read in the history of Jezebel, at least from a person whom I would presume draws a paycheck from it.

I’m sorry, is this not a Gawker-owned website?

Never fully understood why you would pay more for pre-stressed cloths. Kinda hate the whole genre of clothing.

There is no more complete lack of self-awareness around these days than Hillary supporters talking about entitlement. You guys are as obnoxious and clueless as Reagan hagiographers.

Curt Schilling? Is that you?

Since when has a little murderin’ disqualified ‘mericans from public office?

“Boba Fett level chumps”?

As a Dodger fan, lemme say this: Nope.

It’s a shitty situation - the Heat obviously want Bosh to play, but not at the risk of his health or his life

He’d also like to get AARP membership before considering retirement.

He’s only playing so long to pay off his massive student loan debt. Four full years of tuition at Wake Forest. Yeesh.

your kin