Wouldn’t forcing yourself to play through hard games while being regional manager equal to some sort of endurance training? Then once you’re back to CEO you’d be the freaking elite! Think of the achievements!

2 new engines, “1 mil miles car”

Makes it sound like Canadians eat a lot of chicken.

Wouldn’t you pop mad wheelies with that? Feel like the frame should be extended slightly. Maybe I’m paranoid.

Should have got the Lumina APV, it can haul kids, lumber, newspaper runs, tow 4 wheelers, we did it all with ours. It died an honorable death.

I’ve made the mistake of substituting hamburger buns by hashbrowns once. My arteries never felt this clogged.

Ya’ll need it if you have kids.

I think we might not be the target demographic. :-P

I’ve been to airports that feel like saunas because they’re small and AC-less and located in foreign countries where simply existing is tiring because of the heat.

My trick is to get lost and end up walking the airport twice anyway. Beat that, Mr. Winter!

I know more restaurants now split the tip between BOH and FOH. You make good food and they serve it nicely and everybody wins.

I should have put an asterisk, that’s kind of my point. Apparently nobody cares but plenty plaster their car with bumper stickers and write about their opinion on Jalop, ya know.

I park far all the time because I don’t mind walking, but as soon as I step out I start walking towards the entrance without any care in the world. When it’s time to come back to my car I’m that person 2-3 rows away using their remote trying to make the car beep. :(

The type of person to keep blowing air out of their nose for 45 minutes instead of telling the server 15 minutes in. Are you surprised they’d rather play the victim and write to The Salty Waitress than trying to find an amicable solution by discussing it when it happened?

I don’t think the cop knows the definition of derogatory. Of bad taste, maybe.

My body ain’t a temple, gonna run this bitch to the ground just like I’ll run my cars to the ground. I’m sure as hell not gonna keep my body pristine for the next user lol

Nobody cares.

They’re extremely reliable and the fit and finish is wonderful.

Bring back the Innocenti Mini with today’s engine! 1600lbs, imagine with an Abarth engine in there :)