In the movie adaptation, the 2nd truck will be a truck full of butter sauce

It takes 5 seconds to read a recipe, it takes a long time to watch someone make something and try to emulate it.

Yeah, here’s the thing. If you hate going to parties and talking to people, just fucking don’t go. And don’t post photos of you having a self-absorbed time away from people at the party. And don’t fuck with Ms. Stewart-to-you, Asshole Martha as she will have you killed and nobody, not even your mother, will give a…

Antoni’s original post is also shady as hell. “Went to a Christmas party, decided I didn’t want to talk to anyone there”.

The best way to prep leftover meat for a salad is to put it between two pieces of bread, along with some other stuff instead.

But life is also too short to eat well done meat.

I, too, have never heard of Branson, Michigan.

I’m a stringent workers’ rights advocate, but anyone shocked that they got fired for publicly dissing their employer’s products is just dumb. They didn’t fire her for saying she thinks Howard Schultz’s presidential campaign was a joke or that Starbucks needs to treat its workers better, she was fired for saying that…

Being fired because you have political opinions or hate a TV show is way different than posting a YouTube video on your popular channel saying that the signature product at the place where you work is ass.

I disagree. I think cold roasted meat that’s been marinated in oil and a little extra seasoning is its own kind of delight, and unless I’m going the “hot juices on wilted leaves route” I don’t really want kind of warmed meat on delicate greens.

“I don’t know what I— No, not at all,” Milot said when Chen got back to her. “That’s a big difference than from what I was told.”

it’s just shaved into Fieri’s hair.

they already have a perfectly good moat. 

In the linked Buzzfeed article she goes on to say the only reason she has to believe they think she stole something is that in another video she uses a syrup only available at Starbucks and says she got it from work “but don’t tell anyone” with an implied wink and a nudge. She says she was joking in the video and got…

the world’s first indoor corn maze.

I have a three-part response:

“I don’t know what I— No, not at all,” Milot said when Chen got back to her. “That’s a big difference than from what I was told.”

*sigh* There’s an old saying. “Don’t shit where you eat.” Why on earth would you talk poorly about the place where you work?! Even if you detest your job, you do it and get your jollies elsewhere. If you leave the job, and you can prove what you’re saying (and therefore can’t get sued for slander/libel), go hog my…

Not this time.