Even Mark Davis questions that haircut!

I mean it makes sense, if as a draftee you’re trying to elevate your position, who better to coach you than a guy with first-hand experience on what type of BS will fool the types of GM’s who have high first round picks.

Obligatory Belichick quote:

More like Charley CASSEROLLED amirite?

Stars, they’re just like us!

Look, I’m not saying Trump knows anything about young women being duct-taped and thrown in the back of cars for purposes of human trafficking, but do you remember when Trump gave detailed descriptions of women being duct-taped and thrown in the back of cars for purposes of human trafficking?

Lebron’s finals and playoffs streaks were two of the more convincing arguments I could make to the numerous hockey-bros in my orbit who love to dismiss him as exclusively a prima-donna softy. 7 straight finals appearances and 13 straight playoff appearances, and the Cavs’ performance during the years he was in Miami…

By this logic though there is *some* value in playing him less these last 17 games if they think it lets him play more the next two seasons that he’s there (plus playoffs if that happens). More total games in aggregate and thus more ticket demand.

LeBron activates playoffs mode on NBA 2K19

Cecilia, you are undoubtedly the best working games journalist out there.  

Not saying he shouldn’t go away forever, but a teacher in my high school was charged with a similar slate of crimes, but involving students. We’re talking a couple counts of rape, indecent exposure, interfering with a minor, etc. He pleaded guilty and his sentence as part of the plea bargain was a whopping 2 years. He…

how the fuck is he out to begin with. After that last mess and charges, I thought for sure dude was in jail somewhere. 

Sounds more like he needs jail to me.

Kyrie is a free agent this offseason, so the Celtics would be unable to trade him to New Orleans for Davis. If Kyrie has one foot out the door (which I think he does), then Boston probably won’t trade for AD and will just keep their young players.

I mean, this means more mayonnaise for me. (And weirdly, as a mayo lover, I feel like the haters yell much louder.) But holy crap, this this this:

Thanks!

Only an idiot would believe Morpheus when he says humans put out more energy than they take in in calories.

Yeah good cover for another Matrix glitch there Agent Smith!