A chance to win another game

“And eight-warned is eight-armed” -- Michael the Tarantula

#NotAllFictionalBulgarians!

The McCarthy era, apparently.

You notice his team’s defense is that Sonni’s version is “dramatic” and “one-sided”, but they’re not actually saying “false.”

Because cigarette are the world’s stupidest drug — all the addiction, none* of the high.

Right? Every time I see the Nats’ cap I wonder when Walgreens got an MLB team.

Ditto Northern California, I’m pretty sure.

I am also confused? Why not just put the colander in the sink, as mankind has been doing since time immemorial?

I am also confused? Why not just put the colander in the sink, as mankind has been doing since time immemorial?

It is a true fact that La Croix is lightly flavored. I happen to enjoy that, but y’all do y’all.

I think you missspelled “purist who understands what is truly essential about fried poultry”.

I know the construction of the headline is standard journalist-speak, but I still think an “Is” right after “Errol Spence, Jr.” would’ve been a better call. 

Cooking a normal steak to medium or more done is also a waste and will make it tough.

Or hell, just follow your team’s tag on twitter.

I don’t know why, but I find that baby carrots don’t cook up nearly as well as plain whole unpeeled carrots. They’re mushy & watery, rather than tender.

Extra star for Dame Maggie as “Dora Charleston”!!!

Counter-counterpoint: he ended up in hell.

It happens every so often. The year after I graduated high school, a student enrolled who allegedly had no records because he’d been brought up in a hippie commune. It was only after he set a bunch of track records that it came out he was 24.

Or maybe he’s thinking of convicted Watergate wiretapper Jeb Magruder?

The cynic in me thinks they hire the ones with nothing intelligent to say, so that they don’t run the risk of making the viewers at home feel dumb.