If you’re not drinking beer and farting, are you even playing darts?

Like just imagine describing today’s events to literally anyone five years ago. They would have you fucking committed. It sounds too insane to even be the stuff of dreams or psychedelics and yet here we are living it.

I don’t think she deserves to share the stage with Tom Bergeron. That said, I don’t think Dancing with the Stars deserves Tom Bergeron.

You are a goddamn treasure. I wish I could buy you a cocktail.

Ok, I feel bad for Glen Madeiros. Glen Madeiros is fine. In fact, I’d rather listen to Glen Madeiros than JT. Prince, however, was a genius.

I had to Google this. Aside from any opinions regarding quality of music or musical tastes, this is all I could find regarding an actual beef between the two. Maybe there’s more to it, but Google isn’t providing me with any additional details.

He would never have shared the stage with you in life, Justin, you entitled, jumped up, knock-down bargain basement Michael Jackson tribute act twat.

Eagles Fans: Destroying Stereotypes Since Never.

She also expressed her feelings to him the next day. He heard her out and apologized. I see no reason to doubt the sincerity of his apology. His statement on the matter affirms that he took her words to heart.

This x100.

This was a bad date. She had a horrible date with a clueless guy who thought he was being sexy and hot. She was made to feel uncomfortable, and it wasn’t right.

A racist, sexist, ignoramus with early-onset dementia gets elected President of the United States.

And $25 by cutting her own bangs.

Can we talk about this complete piece of human garbage?

Lambeau still has bench seating lol

holy shit! You can buy dogs that bite Lena Dunham? Sign me up.

There’s never a goddamn bathtub around when you need it the most.

I’m hoping Hoda and Kathy Lee get drunk and beat the shit out of her.

Doug Schneider showing once again why he’s the most indispensable follow on Twitter.