This casting is just as bad as Zoe Saladana in face paint and a fake nose to play Nina Simone but men are allowed to be dark skinned in Hollywood I guess.

That Negro is a crackle and pop away from snapping. I just hope he is alone when it happens.

Toward Braxton?

This happened to a friend of mine who has a father in Haiti. They looked her up on FB and got the info they needed to scam her by pretending to torture her dad.

Is it possible to not care at all about this but to secretly wish they’d just get on with it so I can see the dress? Am I lying to myself?

The Eva/Yaya season was the highpoint of ANTM for me. Nothing but stolen granola after that.

You sound short.

Riot in 5...4...3...2...

I like animals a hell of a lot more than most people but I still eat them and I feel you on the anthropomorphism.

I need to know where you stand on potato salad Comrade Bot.

How can anyone hate fried chicken skin? It is the best part of the chicken!

Was this list written by a vegan Russian bot?

I wouldn’t go back in time two days to find my cellphone charger.

I love the foundation . The other glittery glossy stuff is not really for me. I would love to see her do some concealers, powders and mascara.

“I looked, and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Rebecca, and Chad was following close behind her. They were given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by pumpkin, spice and room temperature ketchup...”

This is not the hill I’m going to die on.

My thirst was quenched with the tears of the Peter cult when it was announced that whatshisface is the next Bachelor.

1. Wendy is rude to everybody.

Where is it streaming?

The foundation looks much lighter in the bottle. I got a #420 sample on Sephora because it looked like the only color left that was remotely workable and was shocked when it dried down to perfection on my combination skin.