I’m returning “Trophy Wife”. It’s pretty but too glittery for my old ass & I’d rather spend the money on the foundation (which I now know is awesome on my skin, #420 bitches). The lipgloss is nice but I probably won’t repurchase.

Because he looks guilty and hateful.

I like the title “Welfare King” better than “Food Stamp Millionaire.” The later just makes it seem like he is really good at couponing.

I noticed that immediately.

While this little one is posing for cute pictures, its mother is starving to death.

I felt that way until I tried to watch her reality series.

The Ballad of Becky & Chad.

She is not even remotely on his rib level. Antler maybe.

I hope the beer has seasoning.

I hope the beer has seasoning.

I bought the InstaPot last time I saw it on sale and then just let it sit in a cabinet for months. I finally got the courage to break it out after a friend told me she used it hard boils eggs instead of being a chump (like me) and buying them at Costco.

I bought the InstaPot last time I saw it on sale and then just let it sit in a cabinet for months. I finally got the…

I feel like he wandered into the GAP and bought that the turtleneck just because the salesgirl paid attention to him for two minutes.

How dare you! Steff was just misunderstood!

I never knew this song has a video.

I don’t know what to say about that ending but I really need to see a full episode of “Due North.”

No Farmers Only?

It literally pains me that Kelli is not my BFF.

It looks like a port wine stain birthmark.

I really like “Half + Half.” I wish it was streaming somewhere.