He’s a white guy now. We traded him.

It never occurred to me that there are regular HBO watching rent paying people out in these streets who go bed without a top sheet. Never.

By the final 3, Eric was my favorite. I loved his Aunt Verna. I want her to be the next Bachelorette.

“Peter, if we’ll recall, said on Rachel’s season that he wanted to be with her but refused to propose, because he’s a normal person who wasn’t ready for that kind of commitment after like four dates.”

I feel like the placement of dead presidents in this painting is all wrong. Jackson and Johnson should be closer to the dude in the Sad Keanu pose.

I will watch everything on this list except Empire.

I don’t care who it is, as long as it’s not Peter.

If Hell is real, I’ve just learned exactly how I will spend my eternity after death.

I swear to Lupita, if I go on that site two minutes after it launches and everything is sold out I will riot.

I don’t get it either. Jez loves this racist.

This video is not shocking.

I’m happy for him but Season 2 was so terrible.

What is it going to take for these motherfuckers to actually start paying taxes?

I think they do it just for the Black Twitter attention.

I already saw “Girl’s Trip” and “Black Panther” ain’t out yet.

“Becca thinks neo-Nazis are despicable, but quietly drinks her chardonnay when her boyfriend makes a joke that is “kinda racist.”

Lordt. I heard a crack.

The Charlie Brown hair scribble is what’s getting to me.

I’m not boarding the Cardi B. train. Sorry.

I think she’s carrying a burrito baby.