The wife and I own 3 Porches but there are times when we drive our base Rav4 because it is just simple. Caring about cars does not mean you are in a position to buy your dream car for any of a variety of possible reasons. Some dreams are best left as just that. I have owned a Camry, a Corolla, 3 minivans blah/blah in…

Also known as $5 footlong Jesus

Nothing - even the shittiest non-operable car I can donate to charity for the tax deduction.

Now we call him $5 Footlong Jesus. I’m from Dayton originally and every time I drove past this I shook my head. The ranch just down the highway on the other side belongs to the pastor.

Got to love “Big Butter Jesus”, pretty ironic it got struck by lightning.

It’s a little like banning “assault rifles” because of their militaristic appearance, rather than their actual capabilities. It’s an arbitrary specification that can easily be worked around, but for better or worse, for now does allow them to easily eliminate what they consider the more dangerous bikes in a particular…

Definitely getting into Hunter S. Thompson territory here.

“...time at the dispensaries...”

Actually if you think about it, this is actually a very polarized and weird time for cars. On one hand, yes; Toyota GT86 (and its possible variants), Mustang with a proper suspension that isn’t a Roush, Chevy SS, Focus RS, et cetera...but on the other, crossovers and their ilk are growing in number and many…

The Mustang GT

I’m driving down the two-lane country road I live on, toward a traffic light about a quarter mile away. Two cars race up behind me and both pass me just before the red light. I pull into the left turn lane, beside the first car. The driver side door flies open, a guy gets out, and he reaches behind his seat. He pulls…

This happened while I was on my bike. Stopped at the light, watching my mirrors like a paranoid as a good rider should and I saw what looked like the beginning of a movie as cars started to pop up and a SEMI truck pushing. I floored it through the red light and dodged cross traffic in time to have the semi truck push…

Didn’t happen at a stoplight, but one morning I was driving to work on a major highway & happened to look over at the car to my right.... It was driven by an exceptionally hot chick who was enjoying a banana for breakfast.

Not a stoplight, but a friend of mine took a dump in the middle of I-45. There was a wreck and it wasn’t moving at all. There wasn’t much of anything around but he planned on at least going to the side of the road and trying to get behind a bush or something. When he hopped out he realized he wasn’t going to make it…

Im sitting at a red light and see a tall’ish guy and short’ish girl waiting for the crosswalk to let them cross a large intersection. While standing there at his side she reaches up and hangs her hands around his neck, like a hanging hug I guess. The very short & loose crop top knit sweater she is wearing rises up…

Must have been me because I seem to be the only BMW driver with proper habits, but it could be because I took my driving courses in Europe.

I was sitting next to a first generation Colorado pickup a few years ago, and watched as the female driver put her left leg up on the dash and the male in the passenger seat performed cunnilingus on her. Definitely had to do a double take.

Pics or it didn’t happen....

I didn’t see it live (unfortunately), but this always takes the cake for me.