I just hope someone will break the news delicately to Manti Te’o.

Yep. Still on the runs

He’s setting a good example for athletes throughout the area, showing them how to leave it all on the field.

This reminds me of the book Positively Fifth Street, written by a guy who was doing a magazine piece on the Binion murders but happened to be in Vegas covering the trial during WSOP and wound up finishing fifth in the tournament that year.

Why is the shortest guy on the team in charge of this in the first place. Doesn’t seem like they’re doing the Gatorade bath #therightway.

Dear [Volley Ball Coach],

Honestly, I was nodding along to this blog until I got to that line, and then I realized I was reading the manifesto of a lunatic. Burneko needs to be institutionalized. 

And they’re stupid as fuck. The Target parking lot is not a sea, you stupid assholes

Nobody’s missed the point, you ignoramus. Everybody knows why they asked these stupid questions. That doesn’t change the fact that they shouldn’t be asked in a setting which is in every way a job interview.

This is mediocre Kinja.

“All I wanna know is, did your mother suck up on some toes?”

The horse-talking person has all the mental faculties of a horse in a person’s body (and vice versa).

Since the American team is, well, good, she initially competed for her mother’s native Venezuela, before switching her allegiance and representing Hungary...

Hey! We don’t go through lockdown and active shooter drills for nothing! We do it while being maligned as greedy assholes suckling at the public teat.

That Cameron girl as got some serious game. It’s one thing get lucky and break big in college. It’s a whole other thing to do it day in day out on the professional level for what like 12 years now? Turnin in consistent performances night after night?

And to cross over to be a two sport professional? Kendall Jenner has…

Joe Johnson, Dwyane Wade and Derrick Rose? The 2011 NBA trade deadline is nuts!

Will this be what it takes to get the union to fight for the rights of (or give a shit about at all, really) future members rather than current ones? Because that’s the big fix that needs to happen. For decades, they’ve happily given ground on the rights of players entering the league to rake in value for those about…

It’s almost like being middling outfielder for 15 years doesn’t qualify someone to head a labor union.

Next victim’s father...

His request likely put them on alert. He should have just bum rushed him on the down-low.