Let this be a lesson to all rookie the QBs out there, with enough determination, there is always a way out of Cleveland.

The Maple Leafs are still figuring out how to play 5-on-5.

PLACED A BOTTLE OPENER ON PENIS THINKING IT WOULD FEEL GOOD BEEN THERE FOR A WEEK AND NOW IT IS NECROTIC

Thank you for taking time away from smashing people through tables and posting this.

The source then clarified that old is, in fact, an acronym for “on lots of drugs.”

Theres something odd about J.P.P’s tone throughout this interview, but I can’t quite put a finger on it.

“a Colorado Rockies hockey game”

Are you sure that puck didn’t hit you in the head?