Greedo appears to have doubleshot first.

I got her back! Also, here's a bonus photo of her being EXTRA fucking gorgeous. Whenever someone is like "you sued a crazy drug dealer for your cat? Why?" I show them this photo. Could you say no to this face? I think not.

All of them.

The run time is going to be 240 minutes. 240 agonizing minutes as they try to squeeze everything in the entire DC universe into a single movie. Because if there's one thing audiences need, it's to learn how Batman became Batman. I mean, there's still two or three people in the world who aren't aware of it yet.

They eventually coax the story out of the patient: he worked in a machine shop, and when everyone else went to lunch, he would use the belt sander or some piece of machinery to pleasure himself.

Maybe in the Marvel Universe, Hydra is actually a super popular boutique clothing and stationery line, and lots of hipsters wear Hydra clothes, unwittingly providing protective cover for all the Hydra agents in the field. And the authorities are so busy detaining hipsters, they miss the real threat.

Yeah, I'm gonna take this with a huge grain of salt.

And not to beat a dead horse, but this is also the reason why Prometheus failed so utterly. We, the audience, were absolutely willing to suspend disbelief for Aliens, black goo, Giant blue skinned demi-gods, hyper-intelligent AI androids, but throw in some moronic, cowardly, drunken scientists who had apparently never…

One by one they all just fade away.

You mean P4M.

Have you ever read Greek mythology and thought "This stuff would really be elevated if it involved disco music and rollerskating"? Then Xanadu is the movie for you!

Not even ELO could save it.

Return of the GIF Party?

Everytime the movies position him as a potential love interest, my mind goes back to when he used his magic cake decorating skills to blend into the rocks. And I laugh. And laugh. And laugh.

Just to recap here... The biggest, most anticipated, and (from early reviews) best movie of the summer is a space opera/comedy/action starring the third lead from an NBC sitcom, the fourth lead from Star Trek, a semi-retired WWE superstar, a homicidal raccoon, & a walking/talking tree...

The excitement…I can’t hold it in anymore. I’m gonna, gonna…

Great, so it's not just Cleveland that has one, too.

Can't we just take the Paddington budget and apply it to a third series of The Hour, instead? I still feel ripped off from that ending.