Why do you hate your mom?  

My First Car was a 1974 AMC Matador in State of Minnesota Maroon. Dad and my uncle bought it for me at an Auction with my Money. Have made all my own choices since then

That’s the last time I feed my manifold Taco Bell...

There is only one correct lineup: Chris Harris, Rory Reid, Fancy Kristen.

Barely avoid losing their licenses because of excessive speeding, you say? Wow! In that case, that makes most every 16-year old with a learners permit just as qualified.

First of all, I love your Handle.

Second of all, dude Thank god someone finally corrected me. I’ve heard that story since I was like literally 8 or 9 and ALWAYS forget to fact check it. Today it took me literally 2 seconds to remember Snopes debunks everything so here’s the link ladies and gentleman!

Best part of that story is that it’s untrue on multiple levels.

Accord? No. For true 1980's weird, you need a Saab 900:

Chris Harrison? Wasn’t that one of the Beatles?

Extras from a Guy Ritchie movie? 

Huge bummer they lost Rory Reid, I hope he left on his own accord, because if they shuffled him out, it’s a huge mistake. I was bummed at the loss of LeBlanc, but with both Reid and LeBlanc gone, I am not entirely sure I’ll give it a go.

No, what was even more impressive is they allowed him to merge. Try that shit in New Jersey.

The image of progress.

Why would Tesla, which is in a cash crunch, introduce a lower price model if they have demand for existing models and only one factory? Also strange that if you’ve put down your nonrefundable $2500 order fee you don’t get your standard car for 4-6 months according to Tesla, but newer orders might be fulfilled first.

You’ve got a point when I consider the article stating the $45,000 version won’t be available until February, which I believe is 2019.

“We’re not sure how this will impact the $35,000 car coming in 2019"

Let’s be realistic. The $35k version won’t be coming in 2019. 

Behold the E911.

Naw.  It’s scrap steel from the unsold 200's 

I was hoping it would be with a piece of a Ford leaf spring.