Surprisingly the Doge Ram and Viper don’t look that dated in comparison to the rest of the cars... the Intrepid on the other hand... yuck!

The ram and viper combo is still cool

If you subtract the time he spends in Mar-a-Lago he’s still got a couple months before he hits that 30 days.

Can’t wait for the next time fuel dramatically skyrockets. All these mobile living rooms will be sitting back on the sales lot.

I mean, if they’re good enough for Chevy in 2017....

I have to wonder why FCA didn’t just put a roll cage and proper harness in this from the factory. I mean they are making it standard with 1-seat and it’s obviously a dedicated drag car so why half ass it?

Knew it.. 1023hp my ass.. 840 is still nothing to scoff at, but Dodge foreplayed this bitch so long the hole ran dry and there are many with zero fucks to give now..

It’s a Beetle test mule.

I... I must have read that wrong... Surely you did not just call an RS6 Avant a beigemobile...

And not entirely comfortable with the whole thing.

At first I was all “What? This is beautiful. Look at that wonderful little Civic. Such a great little car. What a great family.”

Then IT CAME.

I would suggest that if you feel the need to dress in drag while racing, you too may in fact be gay. And there is nothing wrong with that my friend. 1/4 miles could use a little bit more fabulous, ya know?

At this point its like whatever too me. They teased us for too long. I would have rather had an all new Challanger than this. This is the equivalent of an old guy thinking he’s cool because he lost weight and got a leather jacket and some shades.

No, we’re not. We can talk about it.

I will. Don’t spit fire and act like an ass if you can’t fucking take it.

It looks like they designed the interior... but forgot to add gauges. Then said “Just slap a tablet in there.”

ENOUGH ABOUT THIS FUCKING CAR ALREADY

Time for the weekly Demon update and corresponding drop in the number of people who give a shit!

It’s not difficult, you just need to understand that 911s have two lines.

A GT2/GT2 RS is basically a love child of the GT3 and the Turbo. What you do is take a GT3, slap on a Turbo engine, add more power, subtract less weight, and make it batshit cray-cray.