Yes, you whiny baby.

That’s on you. When I click delete, files delete.

Really? I thought you kept it in your iTunes library! Because it must still be there, taunting you every time you want to listen to music, to still be fucking whining about something that ranks at #4,503,333 among all the bad shit tech companies do to you without your permission.

Swing and a miss, my guy.

You had to click “delete” one time, you gigantic fucking baby. It’s been 4 years. That’s enough time to put your whiny internet man baby tantrum over a free download in perspective.

One of the most annoying bugs happens in Apple Music playlists created by Apple. If I like a song in the playlist, say, “Inspired by the Beatles” and click the name of the band to go directly to it.... it just takes me back to the playlist. And who the hell knows when it’ll be fixed considering they haven’t even…

“That means this won’t be a huge issue logistically”

Of the many awful side-effects of The AV Club’s redesign, the decision to spoil a show to anyone scrolling through this website sticks out.

Define a damn good time in OKC.

The 1994 work stoppage was not an owner lockout, it was a player strike.

Samer, you’re one of the shittiest writers Deadspin has ever employed. I’m not saying this as a twitter egg troll. I’m saying it as someone who’s been reading this website for a decade. You are bad. Bad like a bad Deadspin headline that says “Football Dog is a Very Good Dog.” From your error-filled start doing night…

The budget for what is described in this article would make it the most expensive movie ever filmed... by nearly double that of the one it surpassed. It’s crazy that someone hired to write a summer tentpole didn’t consider budget when writing. For once, the executives were right.

Imaginative headlines no longer exist on Deadspin as of 2-3 years ago. Now it’s all “Baseball Dog is a Very Good Dog” or “High School Player Gets Dunked On, Dies, Is No Longer Living” or “Bryce Howard Hits Ball to Goddamn Saturn.” Because in the age of Vines and pro leagues that understand Twitter, a bankrupt…

I cannot wait for Hollowman 2.

It’s not a silly question. The majority of people who don’t care. And the few of us who do care (like me) realize it ultimately doesn’t matter. Bill Simmons is a douche but he’s not the type of person who’s going to spike a story because it’s against one of his backers. Deadspin’s obsession with him was boring 4 years…

Oh boy. After the next round of Gawker layoffs or mass quitting due to outing of your rival publisher’s CFO, let’s not add Clickhole to your job submissions.

“Ah yes, the beards.” - Tommy Lasorda reminiscing about awkward Thanksgiving dinners with his son.

This is the 2nd time an athlete has relayed their UFO story on a sports podcast. See: Baron Davis on The Champs.

NFL agents don’t keep 10% of their client’s money. This isn’t Hollywood. NFL agents are capped at 3%.

If you’re recording a title fight, why would you check Deadspin before you watched said title fight? Did you think one of the most popular sports websites in the world wasn’t going to cover a UFC title fight?