One is for porn, one is for gift baskets.

Who are you to question the world’s greatest internet detectives?

He’s made it this far without contracting a venereal disease. Who am I to question his methods?

These millennials and their precious gadgets, it makes me sick. This is America. In my day we did redlines by hand.

I’d say they’re looking to see if you can problem-solve at all: Throw a non-job-domain problem at you and learn how you approach a problem and hear you reason your way through it using common sense:

“Well, this room’s about 8'x10'x15', so that’s ...8 x 150... 1200cf. I figure ball-pit balls are maybe 4" diameter. …

Also not sure acting like a human battering ram for four years counts as a “free ride.”

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

Alternatively, this reality brought up by Internet Person Brandon Wardell last night would be equally entertaining.

I think your anger is going in the wrong direction. The researcher has the responsibility to present his research unvarnished by personal opinions. This is the attitude he gathered in his research, not his personal opinion. This guy has spent his life researching, writing about, and educating people about white…

I throw a baked potato in the oven and go on vacation!

Alright, alright let’s hear all the facts until we...

HE HAS PEOPLE SKILLS

I audibly booed at this, but that’s pretty decent. +1

Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.

He deals with the goddamn press so the owners don’t have to!

You can’t go around slamming cliques - they’re sensitive. Be gentle.

Pictured: Phil Jackson’s iPad

He probably got caught slamming another posse.

I’m not sure if you’re joking, but I actually do, in part. I saw Ben Stein on Newsmax channel a couple weeks ago touting debunked narratives on JFK beating Nixon in a rigged election. Now I see he has a full-time gig with Newsmax online. It’s intelligent people like this who believe in the bullshit that lend…

He also wished Steve McNair best of luck in returning from that migraine.