I thought you left us, though?!?!!

SHEP MCALLISTER: Did you guys know Original Penguin is having a one day only sale on dress pants, casual pants, and madras shirts? Time to stock up!

CARDALE JONES: I expected someone like you. What did you expect? Are you a troll?
DARREN ROVELL: I am a reporter.
CARDALE JONES: You’re neither. You’re an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.

Lots of reporters have been asking about him and that windup, to the point that everyone is sick of it. Fellow reliever Alexi Ogando has refused to answer any further questions.

That’s just not how we’re raised. As you can tell, like I said again, it’s the Bible belt. It’s just something that’s, I wouldn’t even say frowned upon, just something that’s nonexistent in most southern homes.

i love samer

Hiring: Padded Boy

ugh, bae is not woke

Sending this to my dad.

I am so tired of all the NFL players dating each other openly and having sex with each other before during and after all their matches. I miss the days when a quarterback would marry his favorite football and then stay married to it until the football had sex with a referee and the quarterback had to throw them both…

Theory: It’s part of the NCAA crackdown on weak-ass scheduling of nothing but high school-equivalents. Win 24 games thanks to the 300th toughest nonconference schedule? Not only will we not invite you, we’ll fucking rip your heart out with a crank call.

This picture is amazing. So many levels of amazing.

I’d better get a damned slice of pizza.

That she found a much older man isn’t the story here. It’s that the much older man happens to be Jon Lovitz. And that they teased out the big reveal over several meticulously crafted Instagram posts.

That’s how the facebook statement reads to me too, as though she is property and they are exploiting the imagery of a crying little girl to get what they feel is theirs back. She belongs with her father’s relatives and they should not have obstructed that process.

She is not a toy, she is human.

Yet again illustrating how anyone who uses the phrase “paid by with your tax dollars” sounds like an asshole.

I think the Rocketeer should be higher. really entertaining movie.