You’re harping on the wrong clause. Hodge is just saying that nobody has ever had drugs be their friend. Inanimate object make terrible friends. I should know. I’m so lonely.

and that awful Pittsburghs going to the Super Bowl song.

Moved to Pittsburgh from NY. It’s great to see the look on their faces when you say “...Okay, you’ve won 6. 4 of them were at least 10 years before I was born.”

I wouldn’t say they are football illiterate. They’ve learned a lot in the three years they have rooted for the Seahawks.

“I’ve spent my life helping black people and you little son of a bitch..”

Fuck you Maine, Wisconsin, New Jersey, Florida, Michigan, Kansas, North Carolina, Ohio, Indiana and any other state I might have neglected to mention.

This needs more stars.

Ah yes, Cuban B.

Maybe if those kids got jobs they wouldn’t be so poor.

Pros:

fra-gi-le must be italian

I’ve always been a big Romo fan so this is kinda sad for me. I remember when all the haters thought he was a choke artist after he miffed that punt hold and whatever. Good call idiots. He’s the top fantasy quarterback.

Nailed it.

Mammoth Cave is easily the longest cave in the world, about 405 miles of tubes and such under Kentucky. It’s so big they keep finding stuff in it

Jellystone Park gets no love and I thought this was a bear-friendly blog smh

Everyone knows you have to wear proper eye protection when you chow down brown town.

Oh now I understand why pirates wear eye patches.

That's just the salmon on that tossed salad.

Can I haz follow? All my friends have one. I promise I’ll love it and squeeze it and call it “George”.