Don’t know what to say when our best play is a penalty and our QB takes the victory kneel before the game.

This is what Donald Trump says every time he looks at his polling numbers among African-Americans.

I don’t pretend to know the whole story here, but what a bitch.

Cubs don’t score again and lose the Series at home, so begins the Curse of Murray

Haha Cubs aren’t winning this series

Put down the glue and maybe go for a walk or something there Mulder. We’ll be fine.

Yeah, I follow Jeremy on twitter too:

Now you’re relegated to going through the mental gymnastics of being a Lions fan.

This is a mean way to scam someone and steal from her, but how is it a hate crime exactly?

Personally, I keep 100% of my assets in cash, with small investments in Kinja. Usually about 2-cents daily.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

That would be the woman who called those accusations “bimbo eruptions.”

I forget, how many women came forward with allegations against Bill Clinton 25 years ago?

Why are you being such a dick about this? She just wants to shut down using dual nationals until she can figure out what’s going on.

The notion that Disney, in 2016, would subordinate a very notable character that people will be looking out for to a completely new character in the story is sort of crazy.

Hmm, this plan sounds like it may have been inspired by one of Trump’s...

Sounds like exactly what we should do with the blacks, gays, mexican’s, and arabs.

They came first for the clowns, and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a clown...

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.