Oral sex *is* sex. What you seem to mean in that first sentence is that you don't orgasm during vaginal intercourse?

It wasn't for Christmas, but my dad and I got my mom an F-Type for her birthday this year, big red bow and everything. And by "my dad and I," I mean he paid for it, and I asked Jaguar, very nicely, to make it appear in the driveway in 6 days. It was important that it was the kind of car she would never buy herself…

Yeah, but when he did it was like WOAH — really aggressive, and athletic. Chaos! Very street. Street tweets.

Oh boy. On the surface, it looks like a respectable enough series of tweets where a young artist is standing up for herself. But in the larger context of her racist remarks, she's just an asshole with a platform. Being ignorant would have been a bit understandable. Implying she's aware of history, privilege, etc. and…

I call it "hip-pop."

Lorde isn't Australian.

I've been watching The Almighty Johnsons and some of the comments made about and to the Maori had me cringing.

Look, anyone that gets into the music business is gonna think they're hot shit. It takes an incredible amount of confidence and/or ego to assume "the things that I write about and sing about will reach out to and speak to people in a deep and inherent way, and they will be willing to pay for the right to hear my…

God, fucking white people. What exactly do you not get? If 'it', in your case, refers to why Q-Tip would use Twitter to write this then you are pondering the wrong point. The point here is NOT what format it was written in, but that it had to be written at all, to explain to that shitbag Iggy what the hell she's doing…

Where did I accuse you of being a racist? I'm pointing out that you are specifically being dismissive of a medium that has been incredibly meaningful to the black community. As a person of privilege you are having a hard time understanding that. Me pointing that out is not the same as accusing you of being a racist.

If you're more concerned about the medium than the message you are a dinosaur. He spoke where people listen. Your elitism is out of style.

Right? People act like reproducing is some kind of biological process that bodies are actually designed to carry out. You know what's really a biological imperative? Me downing this entire bottle of scotch.

Come on, USA, it's about time you earned the term first world country and implemented several weeks of maternity leave before and at least half a year after someone gives birth. Paid maternity leave, of course. It might even help with abortion rates, because people are more inclined to have a baby, when they know they…

Fuck this movie. I hate John Candy's character so much that I never liked John Candy in anything; obese, unfunny piece of shit!

When you say: "Young men have a huge potential to change the world and make it a better place for everyone..." you need to then finish the fucking thought and say HOW. Otherwise you're just a vapid idiot spouting empty slogans that are automatically read in Derek Zoolander voice. And I'd really like to continue…

She's awesome, even when she plays a character from a non-martial arts movie, she's still pretty boss.

Yes. To me Dumbledore was basically my grandpa and therefore he never kissed (when I picked the books up in fifth grade) or later had sex with ANYONE.

But there also wasn't any evidence he was heterosexual - it's not like they had him talk about an ex-girlfriend and then she pulled a bait-and-switch. The reason it seems surprising is because in general our society assumes heterosexuality - unless you 'prove' you're gay everyone is going to think you're straight.