“Basketball Jones” is the best song on the soundtrack. I will defend that belief not very intensely.

Series tied at Q-12.

F that guy. He’s a weirdo.

I think what got them was Mayock’s “Bush first caught my eye at the East-West game.”

+1 witchy thingy

I’m glad you reminded of that cop’s sweet roll skills.

I’m generally on board with that sentiment, but sitting in those seats, chances are you’re looking at a line drive into the stands. I would think a glove is acceptable in that situation, if only from a safety standpoint.

I think, generally, your point stands. The truly great players can’t seem to grasp why the standard 95% of pro athletes can’t do the things they could. I do, however, want to nitpick you using Bird in your example. A quick check of http://www.basketball-reference.com/coaches/birdla…:

Yup, still awesome. No one in the history of anything has ever been happier than Joe Carter in that moment haha. Goosebumps.

Was about to post the same. How is there not a statue of him practically flying from 3rd to home? Not a Jays fan, but I’m not turning away from that highlight if it’s on. Hell, I’m gonna watch it right now.

Old man Emmerson is such a ball buster.

My hope is that all law enforcement bodies involved realize the time he has spent as a Knicks fan is punishment enough.

Meanwhile, in the Please Monkeysverse...

Does it count as pizza sheets if you just fall asleep in bed with a large, 3 topping?

You make a good point. We can always count on you to bring interesting Perspectives to any conversation.

I definitely know I’ve done it (obviously can’t prove it haha), and I remember reading about it back in the day, maybe in a Nintendo Power. I did a quick check before I posted, and while I didn’t find any official sources, there were a couple in-depth FAQ/walkthrough posts that cited the 5,000 point threshold as well.

Holy crap, F those things so hard

Actually, as strange as it is considering Super Macho Man and Mr. Sandman could not be beaten by decision, Tyson could. And it only took 5,000 points to do it. Soda Popinski took 10,000!

Fun fact, that I haven’t seen posted after scrolling the non-pending comments -

still got that copy of swank, tho?