that is a retired NHL player crushing the Grammy Award-winning artist Justin Bieber.

*actually* POTUS45 lost San Antonio’s county by 14%, and lost 27 counties across the state including 4 of the 5 largest. #thisdoesntfitonamarchsign

I’d rather watch two pigeons fight over a cigarette butt in the park.

“Am I under arrest?”

We call them hoagies in Philadelphia. Not heroes.

Fuck the steelers

Ahem: go fuck yourself

“OK people, step one is get that statue of Jay Z out of here. He said a lot of nasty things about me.”

No idea how he got a hold of Louisiana Senate candidate David Duke’s speech.

Look, y’all may be part of the ‘new media’ where it only takes a few clicks for a story to be updated or removed, but Yahoo works on older technology. There’s a process. Punchcards have to punched, go-to loops have to ungoneto, etc.

Let’s hope we get to see them ride off into the sunset together.

There’s no respect any more for being straight and white in this country.

“Good try, but not quite, kid.”

Anyone else think these kids act like a bunch of bitches? Seriously... turning down a guaranteed college scholarship and a chance to play D-1 Football because someone thought you went to a fucking BBQ , was trying to be nice and sent you a thank you note?

There was a time when I enjoyed sports enough to make jokes on this here blog.