Kill him and let him rot in a field.

Red velvet is the worst cake, it is not chocolaty enough, it tastes like sugar only.

Yes, it is. I desperately want to believe this is an accident and a personal tragedy to do with nobody else’s malice, but I truly can’t right now. I hope I’m wrong.

I want to call bullshit on no foul play, but I know I should wait for more info. I hate this country so much right now.

“Is This What Parties Are Like Now?”

Great generalization of white millennials... You are seriously getting paid to spew this crap? Oh, that’s right, us whities are just keeping the black folk down like usual. Your “woe is me” attitude is pathetic, regardless of your race.

Why are we celebrating this cultural appropriator? It’s not cute when white girls do the whole, “isn’t it so funny when I rap because I’m really just an innocent white girl pretending to be gangsta omg” shtick and it’s not cute when an asian girl from Forest Hills is doing it either. Black culture isn’t your…

Seems like you have a lot of feelings about this too.

I’m looking at it and to me, it looks kinda thin and dull. Now this chick has amazing hair.

No judgement, but I think I might be too old. No more new people. My brain’s full up.

Lol “his family.” This isn’t Phil from improv class. There’s an entire country and commonwealth following him like he’s a pregnant giraffe who needs to deliver for them. It isn’t simple to do the Disney movie thing and be an edgy hero choosing true love.

Do you know who these writers are? This is it. This is what they do all day on their own blogs. This is their best work.

You just know he showers once a week and smells of sweat and patchouli oil, so my answer is yes, I’d bang the shit out of him. But in your bed.

You can’t sleep with an Exotic Woke, and demand he cut his exotic woke haircut.

We’re supposed to vote on this ya dum dums.

first i’ll need to verify whether or not i have a scheduling conflict.

Jon Snow (Played out, but I wanted something warm)

I actually did! I had to purchase one for a Halloween costume a couple of years ago.

I <3 Jezspin. I’m also curious if Samer knew what a stole was prior to this article.

umm no sorry didn’t you read the article all women like it all women like the same things getting a woman off is just like a video game up up down down ABAB down down up start