The thing is, lots of us have a narcissistic parent that we can’t cut off due to age or illness or general feelings of obligation or guilt. Your view is not empirical.

Isn’t that Breakfast of Champions? All Vonnegut is gold, and most of it feels strangely apt lately. Have you seen the Breakfast of Champions movie with Bruce Willis, Nick Nolte, and Omar Epps? It’s gold.

flask of appropriate liquor to be poured into coffee. whichever is your favorite. it’s saved me.

Oh come on, we both know that’s just bad flirting.

I don’t hate her, but she annoys me. I get the feeling it’d be hard to be in a room with her. To be fair, I feel the same about some of the Jezebel staffers. Doesn’t mean I don’t respect her / them for different reasons (bold, brash, opinionated, tough, what have you.)

I agree. Also, I love douchebags who admit it. I am a raging bitch, but I own it. that counts for something. Just be honest about who you are, like Leo. Enough people are pretending to not be douchebags.

Last night, I had the kind of weird ultra-realistic dystopian nightmares I have rarely had since childhood. I’d dream I was awake, just going through some task ,but things were... off, and wrong. I keep waking up to more of the same. :(

I just read all of that and holy shit, I am in love.

So no one’s taught you guys how to stop being assholes in the comments section? Still think it’s working for you? Ugh.

So no one’s taught you guys how to stop being assholes in the comments section? Still think it’s working for you? …

Really, really, really, need to move that nursery.

yeah her fashion is not good looking, but it FITS.

You’re very right. However I am seeing a surprisingly gross amount of women on my own social media accounts who are defending him, saying it’s fine, it’s nothing, etc. THAT is what really makes my skin crawl. One “friend” has posted that women have always been sexualized and objectified and always will be, so what,…

I just learned “dab” as a stoner term, and I’m a big stoner so that’s pretty sad. What does it mean here? I’m only 25, send help.

I like Popplio, I hate the stupid owl. I also don’t know the first thing about Pokemon so I am not the target demographic.

I would like to be Made into someone with a career and a will to live.

Don’t brag about that. Don’t tell people that. That only makes you look really fucking bad.

Yes, she would be losing against a different candidate. BUT WE DON’T HAVE A DIFFERENT CANDIDATE. So fuck your issues with her and vote for the greater good.

Well, thankfully you’re wrong about all of that.

UGH you’re one of the dumb ones that doesn’t actually understand any of this and makes me ashamed of my age, right? Who are you throwing your vote in the garbage for, Stein or Johnson?

All of them. It was all of them.