Those really scare me, although I would like to blame them on sleep paralysis. How did she get the brush burns, do you think? Was she basically sleepwalking? Thta one has me so scared..... help me, level headed friend.

I was hiding in my bed watching Netflix almost all night last night because I was too scared to wander around the apartment and too scared to go to sleep until Mr. Aphrodisia was home... I was legitimately working on painting my Halloween costume from my bed. Ever since I was a fearful child I have been more…

Yesterday's FUCKED ME UP and now of course I'm reading thees. I hate myself.

This isn't even cool ; that's not my point. Bruce Willis's daughter is not cool either but got her ass kissed ; guess consistency is too much to ask of Gawker Media.

In the comments, maybe.

Either English isn't your first language or you're deliberately obtuse. Read the snarky, negative language used to write this bullshit.

It's pretty goddamned snarky ; not the level of bullshit praise the others got, that's for damn sure.

So how come Jez glorifies it when that Willis kid did it or Rihanna or when Miley took that dumb topless desert Instagram but we don't like Chelsea Handler, so she's a dumb slut? At least get your message straight.

The video didn't over-represent men of color... Men of color tend to over-harass. :(

I'm already really actually like shakingly upset from the stories above, especially the rug burn story, and all the other ones. I know I'm a big dumb baby but I really don't wanna go home now! I have cats and cats like to stare at walls and ceiling every time my neighbors make a noise and I will be so paranoid…

I reallly think you just gave me my coping strategy which is go home and watch 30 rock all night

I dream about a few of the same imaginary people and places every night. Really starting to scare me.

Thank you for this. I need more of htis because I am seriously really scared and I'm still at work in my cube and my boyfriend isn't coming home tonight.

I can't even watch dumb horror movies like Amityville or the Grudge, and Mr. Aphrodisia isn't home tonight. Why did I read these?

She's coming off really, really poorly. You should tell her that.

Not really. She's not protecting anyone. She's making a lot of noise and being an asshole, and I haven't noticed much grace. Sorry :( I like your manatee though.

I hope she feels like a real dumbass when she and her family get ebola.

I am not a nurse or in any way at risk of catching ebola and I kind of just want to lie about a trip to Africa so my job will tell me to quarantine myself. It's basically a dream of mine. I just need pot, cats, and netflix. Maybe some Royal Farms chicken. Done!

Do you understand what nurses do? Handle people's blood, feces, urine, and vomit. Ebola lives ~ 2-4 ish days on surfaces outside the human body. That is a long ass time. Read something.

This woman is such a dumb, awful, attention whore.