I can see that. To be fair to your point, I do think the threshold of dickishness is higher for the person in the relationship, since the person you’re hurting doesn’t exist as an abstraction. It’s shitty to hurt other people, but you have to be more dedicated to doing something shitty to hurt someone you’re close and…

I hope she's married to a hot Brazilian helicopter pilot now and the ex developed a skin condition that makes him smell like diapers and moldy cheese. That seems fair.

Agreed. When you’re off cheating and your partner is home with the kids doing all the dull kid family home life stuff you’re pretty much showing you’re a selfish git. That doesn’t bode well for parenting.

At the risk of sounding negative, someone selfish and uncaring enough to leave his pregnant partner for another woman is probably not a likely candidate for Father of the Year.

Crudup’s The Worst, but back when this went down, I couldn’t help but think how disappointed Angela Chase would’ve been in Claire Danes.

Man, Kelly was robbed. I’ve never wanted a sequined fanny pack so bad in my life.