Shut your damn mouth. The Samurai is awesome.

(the Tour de France “Huffy” was a re-branded Serotta “real” racing bike)

This is obviously fake.

i miss when this guy was on top of the world.

The awesomeness is strong in this one.

What I still do not understand is why DRLs are exclusively a “front-of-the-car-only” thing. Why not have all of the lights on the car come on with the exception of the headlights? Now that everything is LEDs, it’s not like it’s inefficient, or bad for bulb life. At least that would solve most of the problem. The…

But then he went home and titty-fucked Kate Upton, so . . . win some, lose some.

Say what you want about Georgios Papagiannis, but he did a hell of a great job raising Webster after his parents were killed.

He didn’t care enough to watch the NHL awards? I guess he is a real hockey fan.

To make matters worse, his feet were moving.

The Lanos.

Bjork has really let herself go.

FTFY

To be fair, when Curry is hot I lose my shit as well.

Just one question: Why?

Today in Alternate Future History:

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$240 worth of pudding.

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…