I’d just like to point out, Jason, that the Skoda has a rear wiper because it is indeed a hatchback that can also be a sedan.

Less goofy, more... Classically racist.Now let me quickly delete this pic from my phone...

Well, that about wraps up the case, then! Good work, detective!

And Iran

There’s a level on which my favorite part of this is the official press release containing the sentence “We are not screwing around, Philly.”

R.I.P., Samer’s dick.

they say the 2 happiest days of boat ownership are the day you buy it and the day you sell it burn it for the insurance money.

There goes bubbas insurance scam.

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.

This is going to be a feel good story by the time that the Olympics are over.

Let’s hope their fan promotions nights go off without a hitch!

公園で犬がすべり台してました 笑

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Okay, I get it, but I think that my kids are going to be wealthy. What does the weather map look like for them?

This could sully the surname of “Kane” in the Buffalo area.

My actual reaction when I read the headline:

Goose?

If you play this video in reverse, you have Dion Waiters’ day.

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