I’d just like to point out, Jason, that the Skoda has a rear wiper because it is indeed a hatchback that can also be a sedan.

Less goofy, more... Classically racist.Now let me quickly delete this pic from my phone...

Well, that about wraps up the case, then! Good work, detective!

And Iran

There’s a level on which my favorite part of this is the official press release containing the sentence “We are not screwing around, Philly.”

R.I.P., Samer’s dick.

they say the 2 happiest days of boat ownership are the day you buy it and the day you sell it burn it for the insurance money.

There goes bubbas insurance scam.

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.

This is going to be a feel good story by the time that the Olympics are over.

Let’s hope their fan promotions nights go off without a hitch!

公園で犬がすべり台してました 笑

Couldn't have said it better myself.

This could sully the surname of “Kane” in the Buffalo area.

My actual reaction when I read the headline:

Goose?

If you play this video in reverse, you have Dion Waiters’ day.

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Now, THIS is a type of message you save the comic sans font for!