Look. I know it’s Bryce Harper and all, but this isn’t news. Everyone knows when you haven’t even had the chance to stroke a dong in a while, when you finally get one it’s gonna shoot the fuck outta there.
And to think people scoffed at me when I said the Supra was basically a Japanese Mustang.
The New Jeep Wrangler’s Roof May Do Three Things It’s Never Done:
“That’s not how you play hide the cigar...”
Why is Pierre McGuire interviewing our IT guy?
This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.
Over in the NHL, the Avalanche play the one-up sound when one of their players gets out of the penalty box after a power play.
Okay, but...
The one the dealer puts on when you buy your new car/truck.
Odor: “Hey, man. How’d the date go last night?”
God damn infotainment systems ruining cars!!!
Sweet, I'm famous, thanks for answering my question, Torch! This answer is everything I'd hoped it'd be. I love the Torch! (and Calvin)
Weird, I don’t see a crowd of people nearby. They all must be under the Mustang.
He should have hired a Cherokee to guide him across in a more Grand fashion.
See America. This is what a smug, profane, egomaniac in Washington, DC looks like.
RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.