They booed at the bar I was in Sunday. At the TV. But no one took off their hat or stood or put down their beer. Which proves the patriotism can’t go through a TV screen. I guess.

I would estimate conservatively that 25% of my usable kitchen cabinet space is occupied by kids’ water bottles. Of those water bottles, maybe 15 - 20% are actively being used. It makes me bonkers. The other day, I pulled out a sliding shelf to get at some tupperware and about 8 water bottles fell back behind the…

It should have been you, Zack Hample.

Oh yes, my friends and I know how to have a good time. We like to spend time in the evening after our post-supper chores are done. We gather in the sitting room while sharing anecdotes and enjoying a cup or two of decaf coffee, taking care not to overindulge. If we’re feeling particularly jovial, we’ll partake in call…

Cut Rex some slack. He’s new to this and will eventually get there. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a few feet.

This is a downer.

Wow, Oakland can’t even keep their Civil Rights attorneys from heading to Vegas.

Jesus, they never call traveling anymore.

He should go with some tried and true baseballisms, like “Hustle, Grit, Humble”. On second thought, that’s probably too long, so he should probably just abbreviate it.

‎✔ Fast ✔ Reliable ✔ Unicorn ✔ Within budget ✔ Wagon

I call bullshit- these are imperial gallons so the car is running on bigger fumes.

You can say that again.

I’d say it’s the opposite here. I hate everyone moving here because they are trying to be “Colorado”. They go do all the shit without learning the rules and etiquette. That’s the problem. I’d rather get something new culturally than 100000 who are going to go to a dispensary and then REI and then drive to Rocky…

Colorado sucks to live in. It is great for the occasional visit.

the reason clint is so ageless is because he realizes that this is no country for old men.

This video makes me want to root for the asteroid in Armageddon.

when i typed that sentence i smiled to myself and thought “this will get someone mad”

Stupid never sleeps.