John Kruk or Kid Rock with the mumps on Halloween?

“I mean, it’s just a Saab,” a local man told the assembled press before being clubbed by an enraged mob.

I remember when we saw pictures of the new Cruze we said similar things. And it has yet to be proven fun

But are you Stacy’s mom?

It is?

1958 Ford Country Squire Camper would be ideal.

It was a turn lane and he wasn’t planning on turning right at the light, so that’s why he didn’t go in the lane.

Yielding?

See you in 25 years, little buddy

It’s the long-forgotten Honda Crossroad. It’s a “Honda” without any of the long-term reliability.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

Oh, it’s just Carl. Whew. That guy sucks. I thought for a second that Coral died because you posted a picture of him.

We’ve dubbed this man “Shift Bae” in the office.

I bet you think all assassinated presidents are the same.

Always worth a listen backwards.

Here. Cleanse yourself.

Man, Carol Channing looks really good for 97!

Even Mike Pence had to sit down in the middle of that singing of the anthem.

You mean Mazda, right?

As a rule women are more sensible than men.