The friction goes all the way back to the beginning, when Mike thought his name should be first.

Pictured: Derek Jeter fantasy meal.

ugh, this place has really humped the shark

The NBA would award an expansion franchise to Seattle. In order to keep the conferences balanced, Philadelphia would also be given an NBA franchise.

If Grant Hill can singlehandedly make Fila a big time shoe brand in the 90's, The Ball Boys could make a not well known in the US brand of shoe a lot of money.

I didn’t know Ralph Nader wrote for AN?

They have a lot of extra budget now that DeMuro is gone.

Based on what everyone else drives, she must be the highest paid person at Jalopnik if she can buy a 20k car.

That tailgate is rad as hell.

Am I the only one who is a bit scared for the general public because of idiots who buy these cars and can’t control them properly?

Oh sure, I bet you think all CEOs look alike.

Mattingly can relate.

I swear you guys rip on me thirteen or fourteen more times, and I’m out of here.

Never ever splash your private matters all over the Internet. Keep them in the locker room where they can be covered up unless one of those perverted lady reporters sees it and then what will we have it’s just not right I have nothing against the girls and the girl said you’re right about that I feel nothing against…

oh noes! stuck in the mud!

Chris Berman: [flashes wallet]

Because nobody has yet, I would like to take the opportunity to advocate for people adopting regular, run-of-the-mill shelter pup mutts. There are lots of great animals out there—one for everyone I'm sure—and you can visit with them at the local animal control place and pick one that you get along with best. They…