You cannot actually be this stupid.

that’s cool but actually only 53.6% of hammerheads that are caught-and-released are still alive 4 weeks later.

I’ve watched the video, and as a fisherman I have caught a hammerhead by accident while marlin fishing, along with many other fish i have caught and released as unharmed as possible. As a rule you do not pull any fish onto the boat unless you intend to kill it, keep it and eat it. These idiots should all be charged…

Andy Reid: This is really nice.
Assistant Coach: Yeah, check out the formation.
Reid: What’s this?
Assistant: The... clock in the corner?
Reid: Yeah, it keeps counting down.
Assistant: That’s the game clock.
Reid: How do we stop it?
Assistant: [stares]
Reid: [stares]
Assistant: ...you call timeout.
Reid: [looks for pause button]
…

Allow me to preface my rant with a bit of personal info: I have two jobs. In one, I teach driver education for a private driving school; and in the other I own a technology education, troubleshooting, and repair consultancy specializing in audio visual, information technology, and network integration and…

This system should not exist.

Yes, he is a good guy, in the context of the system we live under. The system where the state has given up so much of its power and responsibility to the private sector, that we depend on the largesse of multibillionaires to solve problems that we all have a stake in. Bill Gates is a great guy for giving so much and…

When attempting to criticize an ill-advised pass by Ben Roethlisberger on a Thursday night game last season, Deion said at half, “It behooves me why he’d make that throw.” This has little to do with the actual topic other than to remind people that Deion Sanders is an absolute fucking moron.

I’m glad James Harden and the Rockets are having success. For the last four years, the Warriors have played some of the most entertaining, aesthetically pleasing basketball ever, and it still became cool to shit on them relentlessly.

This is just like the Duke Lacrosse scandal all over again, except the fame-grubbing district attorney is ALL OF YOU and the fame-grubbing sex worker is also ALL OF YOU and outrage culture is the courtroom and the Power Point Presentation of student athlete sex skills and dong size is the evidence and you know who the…

“Exasperated by idiocy of others” is my default state, being from America, actually.

Somehow you think “get by on” and “paid fair market value” are the same thing.

Libertarianism is Astrology for douchebags.

It’s a serious downer for the Colts organization though.

I’m sure not taking a head coaching job was a bitter pill to swallow.

I don’t want to sound cynical, but the James to GSW story is exactly what ESPN would write if they were thought their afternoon shout shows needed content for the day.

oh, so you don’t understand what history is. now that’s adorable!

“I get invited to private boxes twice a year.”

You mean his third hand source that didn’t provide any detail and didn’t actually refute anything in the story?

Factually inaccurate. There are more laws restricting vehicle use based on age, experience, mental capacity, and prior infractions than there are laws for guns. Troll better dummy.