crazy to think that someday we will all crawl into that huge pink mouth and huddle behind the shattered and tilted peaks of his teeth along the rolling wet hills of his McDonald’s-impacted gum line as he leaps, naked, out into space on a trajectory set for Earth 2, a quivering savior hurtling spread eagle through the…

Volunteers shouldn’t expect a lot of loyalty from management.

pray super hard and his ankle will unbreak.

“ She reached out to a Gawker reporter who’d previously gotten tips about it and learned the names of the two women who’d claimed that they’d experienced CK masturbate in front of them at the Aspen Comedy Festival around 2008.”

reducing funding is not a protest. it may however be a result of a protest. the players don’t pay the police.

Really? It has everything to do with the military? Here, I thought it was the anthem of the entirety of the USA. Silly me!!!

“My grandpa didn’t cross an ocean and risk his life to destroy Fascism, just so he could come home and see mass gatherings where every single person didn’t pledge total fealty to the homeland.”

He is saying that not only does he disagree with the message, but that players should be FORCED to stand for something totally unrelated to their job in order to do their job. Nobody is taking the opposite position that the vet should be forced to accept an award.

I’d be all for him refusing the “honor” if his reasoning for his protest wasn’t, y’know, horseshit.

I’m as pro-union as anybody...

Your dog once lured me in under the false pretences of giving him a belly rub, then proceeded to hump my leg. With vigor.

Were you the kid that would tell the teacher which kids were talking while she was out of the room?

That was some “screen” by Harden.

I too, prefer “The Adventures of Oscar Mayer and His Totally Delicious and Not At All Dangerous Sausages” to the “The Jungle”

In case you’re serious, advertisers aren’t paying for favorable opinions, they’re paying for views. A great way for a site to lose views is to shill for their advertisers. This is why most papers and magazines have separate editorial and marketing departments.

WON’T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE BRANDS

The only thing 1984 got wrong is that it’s the corporations that are watching, not the government.

Well I asked Alexa if this would be an issue for me and she said it was fine.

Couldn’t resist ...

Not nearly as shitty as the comments on another site.