The fact that you call it that means you’re not ready.

It’s actually not at all the same thing, but thanks for playing!

Sometimes there’s a take... I won’t say a hero, ’cause, what’s a hero? But sometimes, there’s a take- and I’m talkin’ about Lieutenant Buttocks’s take here- sometimes, there’s a take, well, it’s the take for its time and place. It fits right in there. And that’s Lieutenant Buttocks’s take, in the grays. And even if…

+1 huge mistake

Good. Pop-pop will finally be put into the attic where it belongs.

This is the dumbest take I’ve ever read.

I agree. Football has lost several of it’s biggest and most marketable stars this season, including arguably it’s best QB just yesterday. What a stupid journalistic decision to write about it’s impact. Fake News!

Jesus, what do you want, anyone not a linemen can’t be tackled?

Rodgers has missed less than 15 games in his career to injury...

I look forward to reading From Butt Fumble to What?! Fumble?!: An Oral History of the Jets.

Disagree. The man’s clearly on Coke, living in a Fanta-sy world. No other explanation for turning this molehill into a Mountain, Dew(d).

Even with her mental health/substance abuse issues, Courtney Love behaves a lot better than a lot of men in Hollywood.

Are you mad? Use some of their precious, precious profits to create jobs and improve the fan experience? I mean the money would just go into the local economy and be wasted on food and rent for christ’s sake!

So you hit elderly people to feel like a man and prove yourself. Got it.

There is false equivalency, and then there’s the stupid thing you just said.

Likely right.

If I had to guess, too chunky to be coke. I’d bet it’s crushed percs. Plenty of access to them in a locker room.

Also he fucks horses.

my beautiful daughter

Kaur is, in industry parlance, a hack. And while most of us who write for a living believe ourselves to be hacks, at least most of us don’t run around saying the ultimate goal of our work is to be blown up to poster size.