Kirk’s bottoming for Jesus

When you’re invited to watch hockey and discover he meant tonsil hockey...

Your brother is incredibly stupid, and thus deserves this.

That’s the Lord’s Work you’re doing, there.

My brother recently claimed, with a straight face, that Irving was

a) the best point guard in the NBA
b) markedly better than Steph Curry, who my brother described as “a pretty good guard who is overrated because his team is so good.”

I will be e-mailing him this post every hour on the hour for the next week, and…

If you keep taking him for granted, he’s liable to walk off into the sunset and inevitably fall off the face of the Earth.

Yeah, based on the tone here and some the responses, probably something along the lines of “being a person instead of a self-serving goblin is haaaaarrrrddd.”

Question: is your room entirely covered in Heath Ledger Joker posters, or are there a few Tyler Durden ones mixed in?

Becoming a fully atomized subject of capital is self-care. All human relationships are transactional, so don’t perform the emotional labor of being even minimally civil unless they Venmo you first. Don’t look up Hochschild’s original definition of “emotional labor,” use the internet’s definition (any action that makes…

Yeah, he’s objectively not ass. If we’re looking at efficiency, Nurkic is not one for Simmons to go after. Who is “better” (A/B)?

I only speak anatomically.

I would think ass would have the most right to talk shit, anatomically speaking  

Hm. I’m not entirely convinced a dude who’s top 20 in offensive and defensive boards, blocks, PER, defensive rating, BPM, and VORP is “ass.”

Well it was only from 3-4 feet. 

Damn, Nurkic must be bad, if even Ben Simmons is willing to take a shot at him.

How is demanding we vote old, out-of-touch, dried fruit out of office “ruining the party”? They were the ones who got Trump elected, voted for Trump, and generally fucked up our nation w/selfishness and ignorance. Perhaps you haven’t learned?

After a teenager pointed out that part of Feinstein’s duties were listening to her constituents, Feinstein asked how old she was. “I’m 16, I can’t vote,” she said.

I saw someone on Twitter say that AC/DC really depressed the pay scale for such things.

I can’t say all of this guy’s ideas are bad: