That's the spirit! Someone who is progressive and has been fighting for the little man is the bad guy! 

His political interests is for the people not some rich folks. I guess fighting for the people is less important that making sure your donors are nice and happy. Good point. But i guess I'm a bro because i care for people who need help the most. 

lololol.

creepin in the night, stealin the vaginas

LOL. I wish less guys were trying to fuck me. It’s annoying to be constantly getting attention I don’t want from people I don’t like. For instance, I don’t want attention from you and here you are bothering me. But since you already know I’d never fuck you, you resort to name calling because in lieu of sex, anger is…

See, writing that story might require someone at ESPN to portray LeBron in an unflattering light. That’s not really an option. But stay tuned for the next episode of More Than An Athlete! 

Does anyone know if Dolph Lundgren’s dad has ever even coached basketball?

Trump is openly racist and so are his policies and actions. So if you support him, that’s racist.

You’d have to ask Drew Bris

He’s funny in the way that a woman becomes more attractive the longer the funeral or mass goes on. Like you go to a funeral or church and to kill time you think “Ok, if I could or had to do anyone here who would it be?” At first, you are like “Gross! No one!” Then by the end you think Sr. Mary Francis could get it.…

Not more, just enough to make kids and prove to baby Jesus that you’re not a homo.

Oh yeah man. Nothing screams “more sex” like getting married. 

It’s toxic masculinity syndrome. Interesting to see the revisionist history going around, where people pretend the hatred came about because they signed durant. Truth is that while they gained a fanbase, they also faced deep, widespread hatred even before and certainly during their record-breaking regular season,…

“Yep.”

Where is this mystery man??

It’s like the old joke about if Apple made a car they’d only run on 10% of the roads, but for real.

I was in a city in China a few years ago that, in order to address congestion and pollution, built an entire subway system in essentially a decade that moves 2,200,000 to 2,800,000 people per day. But, sure, let’s use Silicon Valley ingenuity to build a tunnel that moves one car at a time. Disruption!

He’s *actually* working on building a tunnel from here to there as well!

I look forward to your upcoming seven-part Dead Letters series.

And if the tunnel collapses — boom! Instant sarcophagus.

I know him mostly as the guy who made a sexist crack about Rachel Nichols on-air and got his ass handed to him by Ms. Nichols.