Or just get a german sport wagon. It can do most SUV things:

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Land-To-Air Nerf Projectiles

I’m sorry. I guess I need more whiskey first.

I’m beginning to think Jason doesn’t really exist, he’s just a hive mind account for all the batshit wonderful ideas that every other Jalopnik editor gets but is too afraid to post.

This is the breast thing I’ve read all week